♫ If I had a billion dollars ♫

♫ "I'd disappear into obscurity..." ♫ (Honestly, this is one of my favorite stories because it's so bizarre.) Also, 7 other things worth a click.

Wait. Will that subject line make sense? It’s a Barenaked Ladies reference, going back back to 1988. Anyway, the fact that I feel the need to explain it tells me maybe I should just move on…