Don't worry, friend

Friends, friends, friends. Also, 7 other things worth your time.

John Mullaney, the comedian, tells a G-rated joke about Jesus.

I’ll paraphrase, but he says Jesus had an under-appreciated miracle: He was a grown man, in his 30s, and he actually had 12 best friends—and not only that, but none of them were simply the husbands of his wife’s friends!

We laugh because it’s funny, and we laugh because it’s true. I’m a fortun…