I saw a joke the other day—more of a meme, actually. I wish I could find the original to credit it, but as my grandmother used to say, they’ll get their reward in heaven. It went like this:

Sylvester Stallone: “Guys, let’s do an action movie about composers! I’ll be Beethoven!”

Jean-Claude Van Damme: “I’ll be Mozart!”

Arnold Schwarzenegger: “I’ll be … Oh, …