Nobody likes you

And by you, I mean Peeps. (So much for getting them as a sponsor.) Also, 7 other things worth your time.

Today on the menu: Peeps, the highly controversial candy—adored by some, loathed by others. I'm pretty sure there's no middle ground.

We're at peak Peeps season with Easter Sunday just days away. (Hence the news that Pepsi is introducing a limited run Peeps-infused flavored cola.)

As you have no doubt guessed by now, I am firmly in the anti-Peeps camp, …