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Get ready for more robocalls! We’ll have Facebook to thank, and also the U.S. Supreme Court.
Depsite the fact that I’m a lawyer (non-practicing, but still), it’s surprising the degree to which far-reaching court decisions sometimes come out, and I find I’ve never heard a word about the case before.
That’s what happened Friday, when the Supremes voted unanimously in a case called Facebook vs. Duguid.
Noah Duguid has never had a Facebook account, but he kept getting unsolicited text messages from Facebook telling him that someone had tried to log in to his (nonexistent) account.
So, Duguid sued Facebook under the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991, which bans most unsolicited robocalls, and provides for up to $1,500 per violation. He also sought to certify his case as a class action.
Facebook’s defense, if I can summarize, was twofold.
First, it said that the whole thing was an excusable error, not spam, in that somebody else who had Duguid’s phone number before him had opted-in with Facebook. That meant there was no way for Facebook to know Duguid now had the number.
Second, it dug into the technical weeds of the 1991 law, which obviously predated the consumer Internet, and claimed that the automatic texts it sent Duguid were not produced from an “automatic telephone dialing system” that stores or produces calls using “a random or sequential number generator,” as the law envisioned.
Finding in favor of Facebook, Justice Sonia Sotomayor said Congress had meant to:
“target a unique type of telemarketing equipment that risks dialing emergency lines randomly or tying up all the sequentially numbered lines at a single entity.
Expanding the definition of an auto-dialer to encompass any equipment that merely stores and dials telephone numbers would take a chain saw to these nuanced problems when Congress meant to use a scalpel.”
I don’t want to bog us down here, but the decision also goes on at length debating about the placement of a single comma in the statute. Fun stuff, the law.
In any event, Facebook moves forward. Duguid doesn’t get his class action. Life goes on.
Only, as Kelly McLaughlin , Walt Hickey, and Paige Leskin wrote together at Business Insider, this decision is a big win for telemarketers, and opens the door for a lot more robocalls and texts.
Now, anything other than a random or sequentially dialed robocall system might now be allowed under this law.
Granted, there are other laws. And it’s also possible that companies would have to be able to point to at least one sort of “consent zero” on your number.
You or somebody who had your number before you, would have to have said sometime that companies could use it to contact you. But, you can imagine: fine print about how companies can “share your information with partners for other special offers” and the like. Who even remembers?
Net result? It seems quite likely that, as Margot Freeman Saunders, senior counsel at the National Consumer Law Center, told Insider previously, we’re all going to get “a tsunami of unwanted texts.”
To which, I can only add: “Hello, this is Lenny.”
To those who celebrate, Happy Easter! To everyone else, have a great weekend. See you Monday.
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