Maybe Jobs’ pain medication was wearing off and his last words were “oh ow, oh ow, oh ow…”
Tasteless attempt at levity, I know, but I couldn’t help it. I’m either gonna burn in the fiery pit for that one or my new MacBook PRO will mysteriously get bricked.
I apologize, Mr. Jobs. You were truly a remarkable man and I should show more respect. 🙏
I trust I'll never be executed but if it should happen I hope I remain defiant and that my final words are a giant FU to my killers, like Giles Corey's were.
My last words will probably be something like, "please put the clothes in the dryer or they will smell and have to be washed again". Nothing profound, but definitely necessary.
Maybe Jobs’ pain medication was wearing off and his last words were “oh ow, oh ow, oh ow…”
Tasteless attempt at levity, I know, but I couldn’t help it. I’m either gonna burn in the fiery pit for that one or my new MacBook PRO will mysteriously get bricked.
I apologize, Mr. Jobs. You were truly a remarkable man and I should show more respect. 🙏
I trust I'll never be executed but if it should happen I hope I remain defiant and that my final words are a giant FU to my killers, like Giles Corey's were.
I guess Jobs last words were as close to “whoopee” as one gets.
My last words will probably be something like, "please put the clothes in the dryer or they will smell and have to be washed again". Nothing profound, but definitely necessary.