Maybe Jobs’ pain medication was wearing off and his last words were “oh ow, oh ow, oh ow…”
Tasteless attempt at levity, I know, but I couldn’t help it. I’m either gonna burn in the fiery pit for that one or my new MacBook PRO will mysteriously get bricked.
I apologize, Mr. Jobs. You were truly a remarkable man and I should show more respect. 🙏
At the bedside of an about to pass, staunch atheist, and a HUGE FAN of steam railroading. He woke for a moment, and, with a big grin, said "It's better than steam! See ya later." Then died. I'm convinced it's something awesome.
I trust I'll never be executed but if it should happen I hope I remain defiant and that my final words are a giant FU to my killers, like Giles Corey's were.
My last words will probably be something like, "please put the clothes in the dryer or they will smell and have to be washed again". Nothing profound, but definitely necessary.
Maybe Jobs’ pain medication was wearing off and his last words were “oh ow, oh ow, oh ow…”
Tasteless attempt at levity, I know, but I couldn’t help it. I’m either gonna burn in the fiery pit for that one or my new MacBook PRO will mysteriously get bricked.
I apologize, Mr. Jobs. You were truly a remarkable man and I should show more respect. 🙏
Eh, Steve Jobs was a narcissistic a$$hole. You need not show more respect.
Ah…OK, then. Crisis averted; guilt assuaged. Lol
At the bedside of an about to pass, staunch atheist, and a HUGE FAN of steam railroading. He woke for a moment, and, with a big grin, said "It's better than steam! See ya later." Then died. I'm convinced it's something awesome.
I trust I'll never be executed but if it should happen I hope I remain defiant and that my final words are a giant FU to my killers, like Giles Corey's were.
I guess Jobs last words were as close to “whoopee” as one gets.
My last words will probably be something like, "please put the clothes in the dryer or they will smell and have to be washed again". Nothing profound, but definitely necessary.