The Oscars had "limited options", did they? In no particular order, how about:
Send us that statue back. Now.
Don't come back. Ever.
These nice officers want you to go outside with them. Don't hurry back.
Even if God himself nominates you, we will never consider you for another Oscar.
I have already voiced my extreme displeasure to the Academy. I doubt if I'll watch their show again. But I know for certain that I will never see another Will Smith movie.
By the by, the three emails were fine. It gave me a good laugh.
So, I got this email TWICE this morning! May need to check Substack again!! (Not upset at all. But I totally LOL’ed, audibly, when I realized it!!)
Got 2 sorry's for 3 emails . . . .humm
Wondered what happened, thought it may have been a hack.
I thought I had forgotten to delete them 😂
If every baseball game had pitchers like Kim, I might even like baseball!
I received 3 emails this morning also.
Same here 3x again Saturday.
What a great surprise this morning to receive a Sat edition!
What a great surprise this morning to receive a Sat edition!
Thank you!
The Oscars had "limited options", did they? In no particular order, how about:
Send us that statue back. Now.
Don't come back. Ever.
These nice officers want you to go outside with them. Don't hurry back.
Even if God himself nominates you, we will never consider you for another Oscar.
I have already voiced my extreme displeasure to the Academy. I doubt if I'll watch their show again. But I know for certain that I will never see another Will Smith movie.
By the by, the three emails were fine. It gave me a good laugh.
Always enjoy getting emails from you Bill, Katie and Tom!